My hands are normal. To dry. You know, normal hands, with occasional dryness. So I figured this moisturiser would be perfect for me, until I saw that it is for hands that also have sea minerals. I’m pretty sure mine don’t. Do yours? Wait..that’s weird. How does that even work? Am I the only person whose hands don’t have sea minerals?
Related: that age-old problem of where to find a dog at short notice in the London Underground.