Selected subject lines from the past six months of emailing my bestest buddy:
30.10.2012 weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee are the champions
24.10.2012 Q: Who paints their nails in the toilet at work?
24.10.2012 GURL
02.10.2012 Boyz R Confusing
26.09.2012 The tap of hangers swaying in the closet
12.09.2012 Today’s random injury…
12.09.2012 He definitely is
12.09.2012 I’MA LIGHT IT UP LIKE IT’S DYNAMITE
07.09.2012 what the heck? i mean, seriously
07.09.2012 woop to the woop
05.09.2012 Happiness hit her like a train on a track coming towards her
03.09.2012 There you go waving your arms like a girl
28.08.2012 mean comment of the day
22.08.2012 I genuinely did just choke on my coffee
20.08.2012 Hey hey, it’s the Mondays, and people say we Monday around
10.08.2012 How does one begin forming a performing cat troupe?
06.08.2012 a revelation (not revOLUtion, which is what i very nearly typed)
05.08.2012 MAD LEGS
30.07.2012 ohmygosh i love almost every single one of these dresses
06.07.2012 facebook is weird. i don’t like it
04.07.2012 fb is totally stalking me
02.07.2012 RELEVANT!
02.07.2012 MOAR BOYZ NEWZ, Part 2
25.06.2012 Exhales an indigo nimbus
18.06.2012 Cowboy! With a mustache!
12.06.2012 Emplacement! Boom!
08.06.2012 This email has become longer than I thought it would be. Don’t worry, I’m not expecting an immediate comprehensive reply.
05.06.2012 Sentences Somebody Else Hates
21.05.2012 BOOKFACE
21.05.2012 spam! but stork scissors spam
17.05.2012 SWHAL: A Simile To Love
16.05.2012 I’m totally spamming you today
14.05.2012 sorry for teh spamz
11.05.2012 What are tea sandwiches?
02.05.2012 Carrier pigeon?
01.05.2012 This Unkempt Person…
01.05.2012 I’m in an ongoing war with mornings
30.04.2012 Keeeeeats
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