camels with doors worship the herring

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You’re invited, but it’s our world. Take your shoes off at the door. If you want to barter with us, get down off that camel!

I didn’t know camels had doors.

Companies make a religion of security, but this is largely a red herring.

BREAKING NEWS: Spooky New Religion – Its Followers Worship Sizeable Crimson Fish

The Cluetrain Manifesto has got its metaphors a bit mixed, poor wee thing.

(But when you’ve finished laughing, read it properly. The world is changing all the time. Web 2.0 = power to the people, and woe betide the company that doesn’t realise it.)

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2 responses to “camels with doors worship the herring

  1. Toby

    What’s scary is that Web^3 is power to the machines. SkyNet here we come!

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